Schulmadchen Report (1986)

Back in the days of Usenet and news servers there were rumors that some of the posture studies from the 1980s had been filmed. It made enough sense, since by that point video cameras would have made it easy to record these things.

Supposedly some of these videos made it into the hands of underground tape traders, who spliced that footage with clips from German softcore films and distributed it under the title “Schulmadchen Report.”

There were some descriptions of scenes that sounded like they could indeed have been from posture studies. The problem of course is that nobody actually knew anyone who had ever seen these videos in real life.

I didn’t think they existed. Until someone left a shoebox on top of my car with a VHS tape inside.